I don't if you guys have gotten into these sites like FML, MLIA, and TFLN, but I decides I wanted to make a post just for them. If you visit these sites, post ones that crack you up!
Today, a group of Jehova's Witnesses came to my front door. Being polite, I spoke with them for a few minutes, when suddenly my 4 year old son comes running through the living room. He was wearing his halloween costume from last month, which was a devil. He proceeded to chase the Jehova's Witnesses across my front yard in his devil costume, pitchfork and all. I'm pretending to be mad at my teenage daughter for telling him to do this. MLIA
Today I was listening to Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA", and my sister was in the room. I mentioned that as much as I dislike Miley, the song is pretty catchy. My sisters' response? "You know what else is catchy? Herpes." touche little sister.
Today, I was talking to my friends mom about his addiction to world of Warcraft. I asked her why she let's him play all day, and get no social life. She said 30$ a month is a small price to pay for her sons virginity. MLIA
War babe check out this website..i think you would like this one...you can make funny signs and stuff...i will have to show some that we have made lol...hope you enjoy...
omfg go to the dog fail video on wolfy's video thing..omfg its so fucking funny "On a long enough time timeline, the survival rate of everyone equals zero"
"Today, I noticed that my ironing board was wrinkled and laughed at the irony.... Then I laughed again because "irony" has the word "iron" in it." MLIA lapped e8400 C0 @ 4ghz w/ Swiftech GTZ waterblock 2x2gb Corsair Dominator XFX 4870 1gb XXX 810/1100mhz w/ Swiftech MCW60-4870 waterblock Asus Maximus II Formula PCP&C Silencer 750 crossfire ed. Cooler Master CM690 modded Swiftech triple rad
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
OMFG!!! this one is priceless! i had to show you this one WB...
Queenie <3 I'm not a Princess..... I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen I got this shit handled.
Funny true story...noone else may find this funny but myself- whatevssss :D
I was driving home yesterday on the highway and I end up getting behind this POS car with a bunch of 'foreigners' in it (atleast 6-7 packed into this tiny car)..mhm. Anyways most of you know I have a white car, and the funny thing is that as soon as I got behind them they started freaking out- trying to find their seatbelts and getting the extra kids on the ground (it's under my assumption that they thought I was a cop lol)...then the driver kept looking back frantically through his mirrors at me lol. THERES SOME PEOPLE'S LAUGH OF THE DAY!
